The register
0 listedThe register is empty.
Nobody has paid yet in this sale. One pound makes you the hottest person here, which is the cheapest that title will ever be.
Conditions of sale
There is no algorithm underneath this.
No engagement score, no verification badge, no editorial judgement about who is hot. One input decides the order, and it is printed on every line, beside the face it belongs to.
- 1
You pay
Choose a figure and settle it through Stripe. That is the whole qualification process.
- 2
You place
Larger figure, hotter. To be the hottest, you pay the current hottest plus one pound.
- 3
You cool off
Likely within the hour. Someone adds a pound and you drop to second hottest.
- 4
Midnight
The sale closes at 00:00 UTC and the register empties. Nothing carries to the next day.
The fine print, said plainly
- Bids are final. You are buying a line on a website for less than a day. No refunds.
- Being outbid is not a malfunction. It is the product.
- 18+ only, and the photograph must be of you. Both are enforced, not decorative.
- To come off the register early, email us with your receipt and we will take it down. Removal is free; the bid is not refunded.