Short, because there are not many.
Entries are ordered by bid amount, highest first — the biggest figure is the hottest. Ties break in favour of whoever paid earlier. There is no other input. Not looks, not clicks, not how long you've been here.
To be the hottest you pay the current hottest plus one pound. Any amount at or above the £1 minimum is accepted — it just places you wherever it places you.
The sale closes at 00:00 UTC every day. Every entry expires, the countdown restarts, and being the hottest costs $1 again. Nothing carries over: not your position, not your spend, not your entry.
All payments run through Stripe Checkout. We never see or store your card details. Your bid is written to the board only after Stripe confirms the payment.
Bids are final and non-refundable. You are buying a position on a website for less than a day, and you may lose it within minutes. That is the advertised product, so being outbid is not grounds for a refund.
If two people pay for #1 at the same moment, both payments stand and both entries are posted — one ends up hottest and one second hottest, decided by amount then timestamp. We don't void the loser's bid, and we don't pretend it didn't happen.
18+ only. You confirm your age before the form even loads, and again when you submit.
The photo must be of you. Not a friend, not a celebrity, not a stranger, not a model, not an ex. Posting someone else's photo is impersonation and gets removed.
No nudity, no sexual content, no photos of minors, no harassment, no contact details for anyone but yourself.
The optional handle is Instagram only — your row links to instagram.com/yourhandle. Do not put an X, TikTok or Snapchat handle there; it will send visitors to whoever happens to own that name on Instagram.
Email maddenlouie99@gmail.com with proof of purchase and we will remove your entry.
Proof of purchase means your Stripe receipt, or the email address you paid with plus the date and amount. We ask for it so that nobody can delete somebody else's entry simply by asking us to.
Removal takes the listing down. It does not refund the bid.
If the photograph is of you and you did not post it, you do not need proof of purchase — you would not have any. Use the Report button on the row, or email the same address and say so. It comes down regardless of who paid for it.
Every row has a Report button and it emails a human. Use it for photos of someone who didn't consent, anyone who looks under 18, impersonation, or harassment.
Reports about a non-consenting subject or a suspected minor are actioned before anything else, and paid rank buys exactly zero protection from that.